Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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