I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
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I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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