I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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