Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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