Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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