No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
