yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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