Tell her she can't have a vagina
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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