North Korea, Best Korea!
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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