Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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