Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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