are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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