I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Randomize
