why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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