Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Oh god it's open bar.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Randomize
