i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Too much gin, very little bucket
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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