careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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