Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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