Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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