He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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