i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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