Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
