I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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