You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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