My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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