in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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