Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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