I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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