So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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