He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
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