okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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