Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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