I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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