Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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