..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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