Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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