Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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