no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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