it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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