i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
there is puke in my bra ... again
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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