Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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