do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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