yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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