Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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