Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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