Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
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