Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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