brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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