I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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