I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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