That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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