O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Randomize
